Deep down, we all want the same things: love, happiness and world peace. Wouldn’t it be great if we could just buy them? Well, now you can with the PiscesCard.
PiscesCard: Instant karma
Color scheme: Sea green with silver fish scales
Chief feature: Karmic reward points
(Feb. 20-March 20)
Deep down, we all want the same things: love, happiness and world peace. Wouldn’t it be great if we could just buy them? Well now you can with the PiscesCard. Every dollar you spend earns karmic reward points toward a better world for yourself, your family and your friends. How does it work? We’re not sure. How do any of the great mysteries of life really work? But it does. You can feel it. And since you never redeem karmic reward points, they just keep accumulating for the greater spiritual good. After all, what comes around goes around. PiscesCard: Creating a better world through retail shopping.
|For fun, click on your Zodiac sign below to read about how a credit card might one day be tailored to your unique astrological make-up. Remember, this is imaginary, not real, so don’t try to apply for it, no matter what the stars say.|
Art by Jane Marinsky