Home. We know how much it means to you. That’s why we designed the (imaginary) CancerCard, the one credit card guaranteed to keep you safe and secure.
CancerCard: Don’t leave home… ever
Color scheme: Pearl white with silhouette rendering of a crab
Chief feature: Online use only
(June 21-July 22)
Home. We know how much it means to you. That’s why we designed CancerCard, the one credit card guaranteed to keep you safe and secure. How safe? Unlike other credit cards, CancerCard only works at home. That’s right, there are no magnetic stripes, embossed numerals or smart chips on this devoted friend. Just the numbers you need for secure online transactions, at home, at your convenience, in your jammies. All reward points benefit Habitat for Humanity. CancerCard. We give you credit for caring.
|For fun, click on your Zodiac sign below to read about how a credit card might one day be tailored to your unique astrological make-up. Remember, this is imaginary, not real, so don’t try to apply for it, no matter what the stars say.|
Art by Jane Marinsky