Zodiac cards: Sagittarius

What a credit card for a Sagittarius might look like

By Jay MacDonald

SagittariusCard: Keep dreaming
Color scheme: Midnight with an auburn centaur
Chief feature: Autopay
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Why do people fret so about credit cards? Perhaps they can't see beyond their insignificant flyspeck existence on this burning ball of gas as it hurls through the cosmos toward the wondrous transformation that is exploding all around us. But you can. You're one of the dreamers. And for dreamers like you, there's SagittariusCard. We've designed SagittariusCard with StraightArrow autopay that guarantees your bill will be paid each month from the bank account of your choice. And there's a lot of other legal stuff we're sure wouldn't interest you. SagittariusCard. The only card that lets you keep dreaming. Some restrictions may apply.

For fun, click on your Zodiac sign below to read about how a credit card might one day be tailored to your unique astrological make-up. Remember, this is imaginary, not real, so don't try to apply for it, no matter what the stars say.

Art by Jane Marinsky

Published: March 26, 2008